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Gooseneckers, Misleading Medians, and the Art of Retirement Alarmism

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   Did you hear about the one that claimed an “average” American worker has less than $1,000 saved for retirement? Well, here’s hoping you didn’t — that your day was occupied with real issues, or perhaps even better that you saw the headline, recognized it for the ludicrousocity [i]  of the claim, and scrolled on without clicking, sharing, or commenting.  But some didn’t. Drawn like a moth to a flame (or perhaps more precisely, gooseneckers at the scene of a horrific accident), some likely did click, if only to see the preposterous assumptions and/or incredulous inverse compounding applied to create such a ridiculous conclusion. The  CBS report  cites “research” (and I use that term loosely here) by the National Institute on Retirement Security (NIRS) which — if one has paid attention to its previous outputs might more credibly be called the National Institute on Retirement INsecurity. I say that because the organization — which labels itself “nonpartisan” ...

Lawyers, Funds and Money

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  I recently stumbled across a report that claimed a “Massive Gap Between Participant and Attorney Recoveries in ERISA Lawsuits.” That wasn’t exactly news to me, though it was a handy quantification [i]  of a subset of ERISA settlements to make the case that the per-participant recoveries in ERISA litigation pale in comparison to the 25%–33% “pay day” that the plaintiffs’ bar gets in cases where there is a settlement. The  report  — by Davis & Harman — focused on 27 settlements in 2025 involving (only) underperformance and excessive fee cases. In producing their conclusion, they employed some math that was arguably a bit “squishy” [ii]  — and the results are all over the board — but you didn’t need to rely on that to see — and appreciate — the huge gap between what wound up in the lawyers’ pockets versus participants. The rationale is, of course, that class action suits can be expensive to mount and pursue. The attorneys take on these cases, investing their ...

A Super Bowl 60 Portfolio Pick

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   The Patriots and Seahawks have some Super Bowl history — and some think the outcome might have an impact on the stock market — not to mention your 401(k)!  Yes, that’s what adherents of the so-called Super Bowl Indicator [i]  would have you believe — based on a “theory” that when a team from the old National Football League wins the Super Bowl, the S&P 500 will rise, and when a team from the old American Football League prevails, stock prices will fall. It’s a “theory” that has been found to be correct nearly 80% of the time — for roughly three-quarters of the 59 Super Bowls to date. Not that it hasn’t been tackled short of the “goal” line…particularly in recent years. Portfolio Prognostications One need to look back no further than last year’s victory by the NFC/original NFL Philadelphia Eagles commanding victory over the AFC/original AFL Kansas City Chiefs to see a testament to this theory — as the S&P 500 closed up nearly 17% in 2025. That said, you mig...

Marking Time — When Retirement Milestones Become Personal

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  There’s something about a birthday that ends in zero that hits differently. And I have one of those this week. I’ve spent more than half my professional life thinking, writing, and talking about retirement — how people get there, how they prepare (or don’t), and what it all means when work finally loosens its grip. And yet, when you hit a milestone like this, “theory” gets very personal very fast. Truthfully, this isn’t what I thought “this” would feel like. Not dread. Not triumph. Just … different. Though lately, I’ve been thinking about it more than I expected. See, it’s not just another candle (you’d have to forewarn the local fire department). It’s a checkpoint. A round number that invites reflection whether you ask for it or not. Sure, it’s just another year. But it’s a whole other category of living. That said — and I’m happy to be able to say this — I don’t “feel” my age. [i]  Or what I thought it would be like to be this age. What I am starting to feel — though only ...